Paranoia according to wikipedia is a disturbed thought characterized by anxiety and or fear. Our parish priest said, 80% of our worries are not true. Chances of your occasional paranoia has the likelihood of not even taking place. Once we are paranoid, decisions we make are subjective and rash. This is my rule of thumb, don’t make decisions based on highly unstable emotions. Here’s a quick thought: Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean somebody is not out to get you right? Anyway, here is my quick list of my random paranoia for the past few weeks.
- Is coffee (one of my dogs) still a happy dog with the lamp shade contraption attached to her head?
- They hate my leadership, they hate me… nooooooooo…
- Why is she not talking to me? Is she mad at me?
- Are they talking about me?
- Will he break up with me because of my sporadic tantrums?
- I am getting fat.
- I am not saving enough. I am going to be pauper in the future.
- My boss hates my work performance this year
- They are plotting my downfall as their tyrant leader… noooooo…
- Is he going to snatch my cellphone or purse?
- WTF?! Why is that dirty man starring at me?
- What stories is he saying to the rest of our relatives now?!
- Am I breaking any rules?
- Will they hate this post?
- My allergies are not going to get better.
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